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I had sex in a restaurant storage room with a coworker and it was honestly one of the most exciting things I've done in my life. It was night shift and no one else had the key to the room, but it was amazing. Propping her up on boxes and having her legs wrapped around me trying to stay quiet, shit falling all over as we moved around and tripping on shit. It was that animal style sex you sometimes see in movies and think "yeah like that ever happens....". It can and does and I'm grateful I have that as a memory.

I like pickles

I always wanted to be an astronaut, but I decided to fuck up school, not give a shit about life, and become an insecure crap head that never believed in themselves so that dream never happened and I'm here doing deliveries wishing I was far away from everything right now in a space station orbiting the Earth.

There's too many assholes in this world and everyday feels like a constant struggle to navigate amongst them

Some of you mfs need to be more confident and hold your head up. Have some faith in yourself and know you can shit done. No one is better than you and if they have something you wish you had like success, money, bitches...ask yourself why you can't have it too (hint its because you're not working hard enough on you). Stop moping around wishing things were different and spend some time getting better at something and making yourself better. Change your attitude, change your life.

Fernando Alonso is to miss Thursday's media day at the Japanese Grand Prix because he is traveling to the race late following the birth of his first child.

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One day we'll be forgotten just like our great great great great grandfathers and mothers are. No one will remember us or know what we were really like. Were we even here if we're forgotten?

Honestly, I was on here once before talking about how great Christmas 2 was. And trust me, I think it is still better than the original Christmas, but if you're going to do it, do NOT do it at home. Do it in some kind of public area, or at least somewhere where you don't have to worry if you cause a big mess. With Christmas 2, you WILL cause a mess of unprecedented magnitude.

To those who listened to my previous messages and tried out Christmas 2, but did so at home, I am terribly sorry. I would pay for the damages, but you know, I mean, I won't, so... I mean, you had plenty of time to antici...

And my life is still shit

I hate knowing that my ex cheated on me and I was faithful the whole time. She's a total bitch and I hope all of her relationships fail miserably. I feel like I wasted so much time I can't get back. Wish I could have seen this coming but I fucked up and stayed blind thinking I could fix everything.

Kendra Wilkinson says she plans to start GLP-1 weight-loss shots after turning 40, noting her jeans feel tighter but insisting she is happy and at peace.

Tired of playing this game and being a drone for other people to step on while they live a cushy life at my expense

I like taking parking tickets off of cars and throwing them away just because

I'm 24 years old (man) and still a virgin. Shits embarrassing and I'm tired of having to make up stories so my friends don't fuck with me.

I want to fuck

He jump up onto the toilet,had to tell my family he fell in

The UN assessment of the state of migratory freshwater fish revealed an 81% decline in the last 50 years.

I’m having an affair w/ my A.P who i am in love with. I cannot tell any of my friends, family, not even my therapist or anyone online ect due to the nature of the situation. I’ve had to keep all of my feelings inside. Confusion, love, turmoil, ect. All of it. And i always have to lie through my teeth to everyone when in reality i wish i COULD tell everyone that he is mine, but it will never happen… no one would approve of it. I cannot go into more details than that. I’m sorry.

Stop living in your head, be in the present moment and you won't care about things you can't control anymore.

Also, I love stroking my shit to oiled up transgender women online, it's great fun but distracts me from the fact that I am truly alone.

Christ is good

No. You are beautiful. Look at yourself in the mirror, and you will realize how truly beautiful looking you are. Don't mind what others say about your appearance, and go on with life! You will find that someone eventually in your life!! <3

around 3 days ago I cried for the first time in a year, cried myself to sleep. I don't normally cry cause I can thug it out pretty well (bottling it up would be a more appropriate term but i think its funny to say thugging it out lmao). But that night I decided to let myself release all the feelings Ive had bottled up the past year. If you were to ask me what made me initially cry, I wouldn't even know I just felt really sad, but I somehow just remembered my inability to vent and reach out to people for help. I think this behavior of mine started during the pandemic, before that i cried consta...

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