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I can't help it. I can be watching Netflix and just get bored and scroll pornhub. Bathroom break...pornhub. Sitting in my car waiting for my gf to finish shopping...pornhub. I can be with my gf and fantasize about us being in porn together and being recorded and it drives me wild. Surprised my arms don't itch when I'm not watching it at this point. Just typing this right now makes me want to watch it amd guess what, om probably going to so you'll know where I'll be. Luckily my gf hasn't really noticed since she thinks I'm on my phone looking at at shitty instagram pics or watching YouTube when...

Everytime I see pictures of people on Facebook or Instagram I wonder if their smiles are truly genuine or if they're just pretending. Maybe they argued before or right after that picture and have some kind of fucked up relationship and they're trying to portray something they're not just so other people don't see it.

I hate Christmas and holidays and being fucking broke and stressing over stupid bullshit

chances are, bro, she also cheated and is feeling guilty and that’s why she’s texting you and misses you and shit. idk if that means you should or shouldn’t tell her, im just saying she’s probably in the same boat as you rn

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has resumed investigations of naturalization applicants under Trump, including five-year employment history checks and neighbor interviews.

I felt relieved when my father in law passed away. He was 88, and my wife and I were taking care of him. It was a constant struggle watching over him, bathroom trips, bathing. I don't want to get old and I hope something takes me out so no one feels this way about me later. My wife would hate me if I told her this but a piece of me wonders if she feels the same. One thing I learned though after 23 yeats of marriage, better to keep my mouth shut

I cheated on my gf 3 weeks ago with an ex of mine and I regret it. We were arguing and we weren't talking. Kept texting and trying to talk and was completely shut down. My friend invited me over to his house for a few beers and smoke a bit, and my ex was there (friend told me she'd be there so I wasn't blind sided by it and honestly didn't mind since I wanted to talk about). I wound up walking her home and spending the night. Now my gf is texting me again telling me she's been thinking about me and misses me and idk what to do or tell her or to just day nothing.

Is Carmen San Diego?

Why is it every time I wake from some weird ass dream I forget what it was about about 10 minutes later?? One day I fear its going to be a dream about the winning lottery numbers and I'm fucked

I just yerked it 3 times in a row to xenomorph ai

A 59-year-old is arrested in Lancashire after the messages were sent during Euro 2025, police say.

Jesus Wept

I wasn't. I was. I am. I did. I don't. I will.

Is someone ever going to read this?

I feel bad for people allergic to peanut butter. It's such an amazing thing you'll never be able to taste.

Hello from Ireland!

As a Tory MSP defects, is Reform UK set to replace them on the right of Scottish politics?

Maybe I'm the only moron to have this happen to me consistently but like a total twat every time I try and open that small metal piece on the Morton salt container it slips under my nail and hurts like hell.

They do.

Stop saying "I could care less" when it's "I couldn't care less".

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that

I drink soda straight from the bottle and everyone in my house knows it, but sometimes my wife's friends or family come over and my wife pours them a drink from the same bottle without blinking. I feel bad about knowing someone drank my backwash.

Portrait of a Lady seen in house near Buenos Aires, more than 80 years after it was looted from a Jewish art dealer in Amsterdam.