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I hate Christmas and holidays and being fucking broke and stressing over stupid bullshit

chances are, bro, she also cheated and is feeling guilty and that’s why she’s texting you and misses you and shit. idk if that means you should or shouldn’t tell her, im just saying she’s probably in the same boat as you rn

I felt relieved when my father in law passed away. He was 88, and my wife and I were taking care of him. It was a constant struggle watching over him, bathroom trips, bathing. I don't want to get old and I hope something takes me out so no one feels this way about me later. My wife would hate me if I told her this but a piece of me wonders if she feels the same. One thing I learned though after 23 yeats of marriage, better to keep my mouth shut

I cheated on my gf 3 weeks ago with an ex of mine and I regret it. We were arguing and we weren't talking. Kept texting and trying to talk and was completely shut down. My friend invited me over to his house for a few beers and smoke a bit, and my ex was there (friend told me she'd be there so I wasn't blind sided by it and honestly didn't mind since I wanted to talk about). I wound up walking her home and spending the night. Now my gf is texting me again telling me she's been thinking about me and misses me and idk what to do or tell her or to just day nothing.

Is Carmen San Diego?

The former officers, who brutally beat a 37-year-old man, received prison terms ranging from three years to more than two decades.

Why is it every time I wake from some weird ass dream I forget what it was about about 10 minutes later?? One day I fear its going to be a dream about the winning lottery numbers and I'm fucked

I just yerked it 3 times in a row to xenomorph ai

Jesus Wept

I wasn't. I was. I am. I did. I don't. I will.

Is someone ever going to read this?

The company has invoked the murder of an executive last year to complain about coverage in news outlets, on streaming services and on social media.

I feel bad for people allergic to peanut butter. It's such an amazing thing you'll never be able to taste.

Hello from Ireland!

Maybe I'm the only moron to have this happen to me consistently but like a total twat every time I try and open that small metal piece on the Morton salt container it slips under my nail and hurts like hell.

They do.

Stop saying "I could care less" when it's "I couldn't care less".

The attack was carried out using an "equine loaded with explosives" and sent toward a platoon of soldiers, the governor said.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that

I drink soda straight from the bottle and everyone in my house knows it, but sometimes my wife's friends or family come over and my wife pours them a drink from the same bottle without blinking. I feel bad about knowing someone drank my backwash.

How are there still people who believe the world is flat? Wtf is going on with humanity as a whole? We don't deserve this world

Everyone tells me I'm fun to be around. I listen to others, at work they tell me my social and customer service skills are amazing and I'm always used as a shining example, and I'd be happy with that if I didn't absolutely despise dealing with people. They exhaust me and I try to avoid as many interactions as I can. I avoid eye contact, try to stay in my own world. I don't know if it's because I'm getting older but it's tiring.

I had to go to the hospital when I was a kid when I was doing pull ups on a pullbar I had in my door way with my bookbag on the side of my doorway with a sharpened pencil sticking out of the side ouch, and when I jumped down I spread my legs open and landed on the pencil. It went into the bottom of my foot and I almost passed out. My mom was crying and my dad pulled it out and ran me to the hospital. No stitches needed and they just gave me antibiotics and soaked my foot in some kind of brown liquid after taking a xray.

David Ellison, the founder of Skydance, and Bari Weiss, the co-founder of The Free Press, are attending the annual Allen & Co. conference in Sun Valley this week.