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I should have known that the power and magic of Christmas was just not enough to keep my ex-girlfriend happy. Unfortunately, Christmas 2 was just not suitable at the time. Neither was Christmas. Well, it was August, so, yeah.

"Have you tried Christmas 2 yet?"

Wait, are you still dealing with Christmas? Man, come on, I upgraded to Christmas 2 years ago.

"There’s the way things should be, and then there’s the way things are. Things will never be the way they should be as long as people keep saying that’s just the way things are. If everyone got together and ensured that things were the way they should be, then eventually the way things are would be the way they should be. Of course, that will never happen. That’s just the way things are."

S.K.S Perry

I don't want to human today

Diddy's judge sent a message by denying bail, according to OJ Simpson's lawyer. Robert Shapiro gave a prediction on the potential sentence the rapper could be facing.

I'm afraid of drowning so I never go swimming or get too close to the water at the beach. My friends think I'm a weirdo and told me they'll help me and be right there if anything happens but I refuse to go anywhere near it. I have a fear the waves are just going to pull me in and I'll drown or if I'm swimming I'll cramp up and no one will help. I know some people are scared of water but I'm really bad, like I won't even walk near pools or the edge of the beach near the water.

Why can't I stop loving you even though you treat me like shit?

bombo

I want to leave my job but I'm worried what will happen if I do. Taking a leap of faith just seems so risky with jobs today but I hate where I am now. I pack boxes all day and do the job a robot is probably going to do a few years from now. I feel useless and I want to do more. I want something where I don't stare at the clock praying for the day to end. My wife supports me and says I work hard, but it sure as fuck doesn't feel that way.

Violet Myers will marry me

Every week political cartoonists throughout the country and across the political spectrum apply their ink-stained skills to capture the foibles, memes, hypocrisies and other head-slapping events in the world of politics. The fruits of these labors are hundreds of cartoons that entertain and enrage readers of all political stripes. Here's an offering of the best of this week's crop, picked fresh off the Toonosphere. Edited by Matt Wuerker.

Absolutely sick of my boyfriend and his video game bullshit saying he never has any time to do anything. I cook, clean, and every other god damn thing under the sun but he's got plenty of time to sit in front of a computer and play games all day talking to his friends. Done with his bullshit and going to tell him it's either them or me since I've had it feeling alone when someone is right next to you.

I'm sick of my entire existence

I'm attracted to other women and my boyfriend has no idea. We've joked before where we would see an attractive woman out in public and both make a joke about how big her ass is or her boobs being nice, but I don't think he sees it anything past that. We've been together for 3 years and I've never said anything, but I have fantasies about bringing another woman into bed with us and kissing her and you get the picture. I just don't want it to ruin our relationship since I'm happy with him, and I know some fantasies should remain as a fantasy, but I would love to know if it's something that I wou...

I tear up daily.

I'll be someone that isn't forgotten

The visit comes as countries around the world navigate the US president's "America First" policies.

You are the product of your environment so make sure your environment is full of positive people. If not you need to get out fast before you get sucked into it.

I went to a bbq at my best friend's house and my ex bf was there with someone else I didn't know. When he saw me he played it cool and acted as if we were just old friends that knew each other through my best friend. My friend apparently didn't know he hooked up with one of her friends and it was the first time they showed up at her house. She apologized to me for making things awkward and I told her it's not her fault and I've moved on. Well I was single and horny and we had some shots along the course of the night. His new girlfriend was outside hanging out with her friends and smoking hooka...

I want to quit my job and be a stay at home mom but I'm too afraid something will happen to my husband and I'll have no backup

Absolutely despise people that hold the line at a grocery store for someone else and then the person they're holding it for shows up with a cart full of shit. I would have picked a different line you inconsiderate pieces of shit

It is hard being at home mom of 3, my son is always in his room my daughter is always complaining and the baby well he is a baby

I don’t know 🤷🏽‍♀️ how to feel about life at home I can’t say I don’t get to go out because I go to the gym get my hair done my nails and. Go back to deal with the house

Laundry cooking cleaning dishes Kids rooms Etc