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I smeared dog shit on the car handles of a neighbor since they send their kids out to walk their big ass german shepherd and they don't clean up the shit.

I want to have children some day but my girlfriend doesn't. We've been together 6 years and I'm 34 years old and not getting any younger. She's happy not having children and says she wants to focus on her career and never really wanted to have the burden of a child. I'm contemplating leaving her and ending this since I know I can be with someone who wants children. I love her so much, but I want something more. I want to be a dad and I want a family.

My entire life is one big fucked up joke

I love my life even more after reading all of the depressing shit on here

Life gets better, enjoy your Friday, and I hope something good happens for you today

A plane from Mexico was on a medical mission on Monday when it crashed into Galveston Bay, and two men on the water that day helped save two lives.

I drink and smoke in hopes I'm hurting myself since I have no one and have zero hope I'll ever amount to anything in this world

I had a piece of shit wife and after a year and a half in she decided to cheat on me with a coworker of hers. We're divorced now but when I found out I made it a personal mission of mine to fuck her life the way she fucked mine. I sent emails from burner accounts to her bosses telling them to keep eyes on her since her ethics suck and she has relations with workers. Well she got canned from her job just 1 week later. She has a new job now and I'm tempted to send something there too but I'm in a relationship now and moved on. Am I petty? Sure, but was it worth it to me? Absofuckinglutely

This is the way

When I was younger I put a condom on a cucumber and used it to learn about sex. I cleaned it when I was done and put it back in the fridge and my parents made a salad 2 days later. I chose not to eat much that day and never told them obviously but it still pops in my head whenever I'm food shopping and buy a cucumber. To be fair I cleaned it pretty good.

The worst feeling in the world is falling in love with someone and they don't feel the same. Idk if I'll ever meet someone that I'll feel this away about again and it's not something I take lightly, nor should anyone. Some people never fall in love and I was lucky enough to fall in love, and unlucky enough for the other person to not feel the same. He broke me and I've got nothing for anyone else right now.
I told him that I loved him and he just looked at me and told me he's sorry but he doesn't feel the same way for me. He was respectful but it was liked being stabbed right in the chest and...

Fucking fuck this whole fucking world and all the fucking bullshit in it. FUCK!!!

A.I. is going to kill us all! It's going to be some terminator style shit and we don't see it coming. Just you wait folks

I jerk off when I hear my roommate having sex with this girl. They usually have music on but I can still hear the creaking in the bed and the moans. They try to be discreet but right at the end I can hear his girlfriend start grinding out "o fuck me I'm going to cum.. " and bro just starts pounding it. I try to time it with them. Fucking wish one day they'd invite me to participate but I don't think they're into that. Another lifetime maybe.

I hate that people think being gay is a choice. How the fuck are we in 2025 and people still think like this??? I feel like my existing insults people when they find out I'm gay.Fuck you and thanks for being judgemental pieces of shit. I'm happy with me, I love me, and I'm NOT sorry if you're not okay with me. I won't apologize for existing and for being here and being different then you. I exist and you just have to deal with it.

Im 21 and have never had sex. I have a feeling I'll never be able too.

Raising children is one of the most overwhelming fucking things in this world, especially 3 of them!!!

There are days I take a pillow and scream into it to feel better. I mean scream until I almost pass out and so my neighbors don't call the cops on me. Honestly it's one of the best things for me since afterwards I surprisingly feel a bit better getting the pent up frustration I feel living my shitty life. Every bill I read, every phone call to collect a payment, the constant worry of losing my job and worrying about my son's daycare costs and fixing my car. It's one burden after another and it builds to the point I need to explode. Try it and see if it works for you.

I hate my husband's mom and wish she wasn't alive at this point. She constantly puts me down when she's around and my husband just listens and says nothing like a spineless dweeb.

Finally have a president that'll hopefully clean this shit heap up for everyone

Oysters and they're absolutely disgusting. It's like eating a big slimy ball of snot!

The "60 Minutes" CECOT segment that Bari Weiss had delayed from airing that caused a furor at CBS News has leaked online after it aired in Canada.